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by Kamea Pascua
The characters produced in Lady Bird are flawed right down to perfection. I adore the film. I’m annoyed at how relatable the mother-daughter relationship is. If anything, the movie is a massive slap in the face to reality, which—in a weird entirely not masochistic way— made me love it.
I will not deny that it is a “coming of age” story as advertised, but it’s also more than that. It’s the forming of a young woman (Lady Bird). Her shaping, her obliviousness to the world around her, and all that seems discredited in a simple statement such as "coming of age." The plot, as well as its characters, are real, raw, and beautifully morphed throughout. The film is stunning. But it doesn’t stop there. It subtly mentions critical political aspects that were relevant at the time (2002), i.e., abortion, gay rights, and terrorism, which keeps the film more grounded.
by Angelo Dominguez
Today, it seems as if people don't have the time for much of anything. We don’t go to stores, instead we order from Amazon. Instead of buying our own groceries, we use doordash or postmates. Today, convenience is everything. So where do we turn to when we seek love? Online dating apps such as Tinder, okCupid, or Farmers Only. I cannot claim to be the voice of the millennial generation, but I can speak from my personal experiences when I say, “Dating apps suck.”
by Alana Ramsay
Feel free to listen to this Spotify Playlist while reading the letter:
Dear Mom and Dad,
I’ve read a few of these letters, so I could feel prepared to write this one to you. I’ve noticed that these letters tend to be full of apologies, which makes sense, of course. Us kids, we’re taught from birth to honor our father and mother. We’re taught to make you happy, no matter the cost. It’s so ingrained in us that we feel guilty when we let you down. We feel like failures when we can’t reach your expectations. We learn to base our worth on how those who brought us into this world look at us.
by Shaelyn Saraceni
Americans are great at making excuses to binge drink and party, so it isn’t surprising that we decided to embraced St. Patrick’s day.
Kids get to search for leprechauns, eat chocolate gold coins, and wear green. Adults get to drink, party, and wear green.
Growing up, I never questioned the tradition of wearing green, getting pinched if I didn’t wear green, eating corned beef and cabbage, or building a trap for a leprechaun. I reflect back on these tradition with fondness. I’ll never forget the time in kindergarten when my mom and I made a leprechaun house out of popsicle sticks, but the floor had a trick rug with a mechanism underneath to catch anything that tried to get the candy behind the rug. We all set our traps up the day before St. Patrick’s day in the classroom. When we came to class the next day, there was a green bucket of paint knocked over and little green footprints all over the classroom. I was exhilarated and following the footprints. They led to my trap, but when I checked it, there was no leprechaun, only a cheap plastic gold coin. That little trickster got away, and I was crushed.
by Alana Ramsay
January brought us two important marches: the MLK March and the Women’s March. Many students from Folsom Lake College participated in either one or both of these marches.
But there are many individuals who have never participated in a march and many who may not understand the importance of these marches. After all, marching doesn’t guarantee new policies or changes to the status quo.
by Shaelyn Saraceni
Friday, November 17th, I was able to attend a conference put on by Faculty English Professor David Lacy, which aimed to educate people about the rise in hate speech and hate crimes in the US since the election of Trump. There were three lovely panelists who agreed to speak up about their experiences with hate, and I was privileged to talk with each of them more after the conference.
by Shania Pence
It’s that time of the year again where students start preparing for the upcoming fall semester! At least, it is that time where opportunities present themselves for the students to prepare for the next academic school year. One of the many opportunities is applying for scholarships!
Folsom Lake College, as well as all Los Rios Community Colleges, offer scholarships through scholarship.losrios.edu. The application is open to students until March 2, 2018, at 4:00pm.
by Caitlin Howery
Love is gross. Love makes you feel things, whether you want to or not. Love doesn’t care if it’s a convenient time for you. Sometimes, it’ll show up before you’ve gotten yourself ready. Or it’ll take its sweet time even when you’re begging and wishing for it to appear. Then, as soon as it shows up, it swallows up the little bit of common sense that you had and holds it hostage. It invades your thought process, making it pretty much impossible to focus on anything else. Want to finish your homework ahead of time? Too bad. Want to actually get stuff done today? Oh well. Instead, you’re going to lose yourself in feeling those feelings. Ew. I know right? I, myself, was proud to say that I was someone who did not feel those “feelings” that everyone talks about. I was someone who kept myself so busy with school and work that I didn’t have the time or energy to put up with all the drama that comes with romance and all that fluffy, mushy stuff. Romance is a lie anyway. Those sappy Hallmark movies and over-dramatized romance films that you see in the movie theater never portray what happens in real life. Yes, they might make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, for about two hours. But once the movie is over, you have to go back to your life, where the perfect love interest is not waiting at your door with gentle kisses and warm hugs. Instead, it’s just your cat, who only summons you when he needs food.
by Shaelyn Saraceni
Equal education and rights should be every American’s first priority to provide for all people who come to America.
The recent actions of the Trump administration to repeal the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program (DACA) has left many angry and in shock. Many feel that this was a distressing and reckless decision made. Though the act itself was extremely important, and repealing it would and is harmful and stressful for the Dreamers, hopefully this will implore Congress to make laws to protect them. Additionally, Trump made the statement on Twitter, “Congress, get ready to do your job - DACA!” This implies that it is time for our legislative branch to put into law something that no future president should even be allowed to make a decision on. This is a human rights issue, and the executive branch should not be able to make such decisions as the one Trump has recently made.
by Caitlin Howery
Why did I sign myself up for this? I hate scary movies. I’ve only seen two horror flicks: “Insidious,” and “The Devil Inside.” Both were creepy as fuck. So today, it’s not even the crazy killer clown that frightens me. My dad used to dress up like a clown. He had the entire outfit. He wore the giant red shoes, the crazy polka dot pants and shirt, and he even had the huge red nose that squeaked obnoxiously when you squeezed it. So clowns have never been a legitimate fear for me. I’m just afraid of scary movies. Because I’m likely to piss myself while watching this, I asked my boyfriend to go with me. I have to suffer, so my boyfriend must suffer too.
I’ve never felt so inclined to say the word, “Ew.” I probably said, “Ew” at least twenty or thirty times throughout the movie. Every time the word launched itself from my lips, my boyfriend would look over at me and laugh. Anytime I was shocked or scared, all I could manage to say was “Ew.” I think it was my own weird way to avoid screaming or jumping out of my seat.
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